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[ruffntumblenut]

...I don't like the city.

You've barely been here a day.

Yeah but all day long people have been yellin' at me, and that thing attacked me...

That was a car, you were jaywalking.

And it screamed at me so I stabbed it!

You shoved a spear through the hood.

Then the driver got out and started throwing those fireballs at us.

You brought all this on yourself you midevil freak!

[Whack noise]

OW!

I miss Berk.

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[destroyed-voice.livejournal.com]

Wow, uh...
You stabbed a car? Are you... serious?

Wah.

Now there's something I wish I'd seen.

Nyaha! Heather wants to stab a car!

I-it's not that I want to, Terriermon... Ugh. Forget it.

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

It came right at me and made that awful noise!

It's not a monster you know it's just a machine.

...a what?

Oi vey.

[destroyed-voice.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'd stab it too if it was about to hit me.

You would, Heather? But it's just a car, you silly!!

Hmph...

A-an' this tamer doesn't know what a machine is, Heather? Can ya believe it?! Nyaha~

Hey. Don't be rude.
... According to that one girl, all sorts of people show up here. Maybe it's someone who comes from a place with limited technology...?

... Boo, you're no fun, Heatherrrrr.

Well...? Am I right? [Completely deadpan, this one.]

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

Techwhat? Loogy?

Bwahahhaah!

Shut up! [WHAM!]

OW! Sheesh, crazy Viking!

[destroyed-voice.livejournal.com]

Viking...?

Wah! A Viking?! For reals?!

... Well, that makes sense then... Er. As much sense as this place can make.
Hey, you. Partner Digimon. [Apparently trying to refer to Dracomon here.] It's not her fault she probably lived in some Dark Ages or something. No need to be a jerk about it.

H-Heather...! Y-you're picking a fiiiiigggghhht... I gots a bad feeling...

He put her boots in the D-reader inventory storage...jerk

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

With how violent she is watching her freak out about the simplest things is the most fun I've had in days.

I wouldn't hit you if you wouldn't act like such a jerk!

Hey Horn head...check this out.

GAH! Where'd my boots go!?

Heh heh, magic~

Give them back!!!

OH SNAP. D: HELL NAW.

[destroyed-voice.livejournal.com]

.... Huh...? What'd he do...?

Prob'ly hid her boots somewhere... Maybe the D-Reader? [He's a smart little Terriermon with excellent logic skills. Do not question it.]

... Wait, this thing can hold stuff?

Yep! It's got an inventory and everything!

Wow... [Oh crap. The Viking girl.]
H-hey! Stop it. That's really not helping matters, you know... How are you supposed to take on the Demon Kings if you can't even get along? [She's... pretty much speaking on a whim right now.]

Re: OH SNAP. D: HELL NAW.

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

fine fine get off me.

[The sound again, she has them back]

Just don't you forget I know how to use this thing, you don't.

You try that again I'll force feed it to you!

[destroyed-voice.livejournal.com]

... Yikes.

I'll say!

.... But at least I'm not the only one with some partner problems.

Hey... That's not very nice.

Mm. But it's true. Heheh...

Meanie Heather! Mmph!

Anyways... You got a name, Viking? I'm... pretty new to all of this too. Wouldn't hurt to know some people.

That's the spirit, Heather! Make friends!

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

Oh uh...Ruffnut.

I still say it's a dumb name.

HEY! My name frightens off trolls!

Uh huh...let's go find one and ask him.

[destroyed-voice.livejournal.com]

You can ask Fugamon! He's like a troll, nyahaha~!

... Well, I wouldn't say it's dumb. Just... kind of odd. Don't have names like that where I come from.
I'm Heather. As if my partner didn't already say it enough.

Heather's the name of a plant!!

Good job, Einstein.

The human world's so cool~ Heather's a shrub, nyahah!