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[ruffntumblenut]

...I don't like the city.

You've barely been here a day.

Yeah but all day long people have been yellin' at me, and that thing attacked me...

That was a car, you were jaywalking.

And it screamed at me so I stabbed it!

You shoved a spear through the hood.

Then the driver got out and started throwing those fireballs at us.

You brought all this on yourself you midevil freak!

[Whack noise]

OW!

I miss Berk.

Comments

Re: OH SNAP. D: HELL NAW.

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

fine fine get off me.

[The sound again, she has them back]

Just don't you forget I know how to use this thing, you don't.

You try that again I'll force feed it to you!

[destroyed-voice.livejournal.com]

... Yikes.

I'll say!

.... But at least I'm not the only one with some partner problems.

Hey... That's not very nice.

Mm. But it's true. Heheh...

Meanie Heather! Mmph!

Anyways... You got a name, Viking? I'm... pretty new to all of this too. Wouldn't hurt to know some people.

That's the spirit, Heather! Make friends!

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

Oh uh...Ruffnut.

I still say it's a dumb name.

HEY! My name frightens off trolls!

Uh huh...let's go find one and ask him.

[destroyed-voice.livejournal.com]

You can ask Fugamon! He's like a troll, nyahaha~!

... Well, I wouldn't say it's dumb. Just... kind of odd. Don't have names like that where I come from.
I'm Heather. As if my partner didn't already say it enough.

Heather's the name of a plant!!

Good job, Einstein.

The human world's so cool~ Heather's a shrub, nyahah!