[Audio]

[ruffntumblenut]

...I don't like the city.

You've barely been here a day.

Yeah but all day long people have been yellin' at me, and that thing attacked me...

That was a car, you were jaywalking.

And it screamed at me so I stabbed it!

You shoved a spear through the hood.

Then the driver got out and started throwing those fireballs at us.

You brought all this on yourself you midevil freak!

[Whack noise]

OW!

I miss Berk.

Comments

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Whoa... some one's having a hard time settling in. You uh... need a hand there?

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

No!

Yes.

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

It's okay to admit when you need a little help, yehknow.

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

I don't need help!

Yes you do.

[The sound of automatic sprinklers flicking on]

AHHH! What in the name of Odin?!

Mwhahahahaha!

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Geez... where are you?

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

I hate this place! Take me back to the jungle!

We're in the park, you should be able to tell where because there's a girl with horns on her helmet considering smashing up the sprinkler system with a rock.

...It started it.

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

... right. Be there in a few minutes.